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Texts to »Masturbate«
bconstan wrote on Dec 3rd 2002, 02:00:58 about
masturbate
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Slapping high-fives with Frank.
Doing the knuckle shuffle.
Choking the bald guy till he pukes.
Tenderizing the tube steak.
Launching the morning missile.
Running in single-user mode.
Tube-sock tango.
Blueball baseball.
Freeing Willy.
Sending yourself a handjob-o-gram.
Schmidt wrote on Oct 16th 2017, 14:33:55 about
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Don‘t do it. It is not healthy. And it‘s an eternal sin.
Schmidt wrote on Aug 25th 2017, 12:07:28 about
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It is an eternal sin to masturbate. It is strictly forbidden for boys and men. If they do it, they might be punished by the LORD. In any case they will suffer pain and severe illness.
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reason
Created on Oct 26th 2002, 05:54:46 by Rev. Bevis :: 4rend@hell.com, contains 11 texts
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Created on Apr 15th 2000, 11:46:27 by Groggy groove, contains 44 texts
haiku
Created on Apr 17th 2000, 19:04:42 by Ryan, contains 35 texts
male-inferiority
Created on Dec 11th 2003, 05:41:13 by Jack, contains 20 texts
yummy
Created on Dec 11th 2003, 17:29:19 by Mike, contains 3 texts
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Chimäre
Created on Sep 5th 2001, 04:59:50 by Dortessa, contains 10 texts
PestizideMüssenVerbotenWerden
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MaxvanderMoritz
Created on Jul 31st 2002, 14:56:31 by Max van der Moritz, contains 29 texts
Jack-off-Party
Created on Mar 5th 2003, 21:44:56 by StaticIP, contains 7 texts
Kistenversilberung
Created on Aug 21st 2004, 13:16:00 by mcnep, contains 6 texts
Ahoi-Brause
Created on Oct 2nd 2002, 16:17:55 by Nikkel [nikkel@gmx.at], contains 14 texts
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