on Dec 21st 2000, 02:16:45, 420 wrote the following about
Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant, who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar, who could drink you under the table,
David Hulme could out-consume [[Wilhelm Friedrich]] [[Schoepenhauer and]] Heigel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just about as sloshed as Shegal. [[spelling?]]
There's nothing Nietschze couldn’t teach about the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed!
John Stuart Mill (of his own free will) on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away – half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for [[the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his]] dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart – »I drink therefore I am!«
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!