a prayer for the stressed:
grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
the courage to change the things i cannot accept and
the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill today because they pissed me off.
and also help me to be careful of the toes i step on today
as they may be connected to the ass i have to kiss tomorrow.
help me to give always 100% at work...
12% on monday, 23% on tuesday, 40% in wednesday, 20% on thursday and 5% on friday.
and help me to remember:
when i am having a really bad day and it seems that people are intent on pissing me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and say: »bite me!«