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NOW SHOWING AT A WASHINGTON MALL NEAR YOU: »BUSH DREAK, THE NEXT GENERATION, PART II: THE SEARCH FOR LEGITIMACY.« OPENING JANUARY 20, 2001: »NEW WORLD ORDER, PART II: DUBYA, SON OF BUSH.« SEE WORLD WIDE ENVIROMENTAL DESTRUCTION! SEE MEDIVAL ABORTION LAWS ENFORCED BY HOLY ROLLERS! EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF GLOBAL ECONOMIC RECESSION! WITNESS THE ULTIMATE CORPORATE TAKEOVER: THE MERGER OF AOL, EXXONMOBILE, AND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! (the nsa is watching me. i hear the black helicopters outside my window) As the poet, Mr. Dylan, said, »EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED!«
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