kitchen

English for Runaways (Meaning: English for advanced learners):

Peter is sitting in the kit(t)chen. (Peter's in prison)
He's heavy on wire. (There are no flies on him)
High-attention-full (Yours sincerely)
Everything dead trouser.(How tiresome)
I was equal fire and flame.(I was immediately aroused)

For further details, contact Otto Waalkes, a great comedian.