lesbian

Lesbianism is almost an institution. You never forget your first lesbian. Mine was a girl named Lisa (and I thought they were all named Sheila or Deborah). Anyway...Lisa told me about the three categories of Lesbian: Lipstick, Diesel, and Granola. 10 years later, Lipstick Lisa is married to an 80 year old billionaire who lives on the other side of the country. He just thinks all those girls who hang out in his East Coast mansion are there for canasta.