Hi Billy Joe.
Wudge yawl got in that sack?
In this sack, Bubba, I got chickins.
Dog my cats, Billy Joe, if I can giss how many chickins yawl got in that sack, will ya gimme one?
Hail, Bubba, if yew kin giss, I'll give ya both of em.
Hot dayum, okay! Um, five...?