gyro-magnets

gyro-magnets are made to attract gyros. they contain a special alloy which, instead of attracting other metals, attracts meat made from lambs. one only needs to place the gyro-magnet outdoors on a flat surface, turn it on, and instantly, gyros will be soaring through the air toward your food-finding friend. but be careful, you don't want to take someone else's gyro. you might end up with an ass-kicking instead of a tasty sandwich.