»Hello, welcome to the Charles B. Ross sash & door factory. This is our most modern building on site (it is from 1910) and is powered by a diesel engine. Originally, though, the factory used a wood-burning steam engine, but that would be difficult to maintain. Note the jointer, planer and circular saw, as well as the barrels of sawdust. I don't use this machine, because it is too dangerous. Kill me now.«
-excerpt from me, at work.