| Amount of texts to »garlic« | 46, and there are 39 texts (84.78%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 124 Characters |
| Average Rating | 9.957 points, 5 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 11th 2000, 22:55:30 wrote ETree about garlic |
| Latest text | on Apr 8th 2018, 23:32:21 wrote Valerian Tomczyk about garlic |
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on Jan 4th 2017, 14:33:17 wrote
on Apr 8th 2018, 23:32:21 wrote
on Aug 31st 2014, 21:14:26 wrote |
Frank Leigh Deary opened the refridgerator.
Inside he found two pounds of sweet butter,
two heads of garlic, and a Vidalia onion.
»Frank,« said Vidalia, "get me outta here!
Two heads stink more than one!"
There's no such thing as too much garlic.
Luckily, both my wife and I believe this to be true.
There is not a single recipe in this world which begins 'take one pound of butter, three onions, and two heads of garlic' and fails to delight the tongue, the soul, the nose and the waist.
That is to say, the waist is de-lighted, made round, rotund, even more itself a proof of what has not been wasted but et.
imagine that you were forced to choose between garlic and cheese... that is, if one of those two items were to be removed from reality, which would you choose?
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