| Amount of texts to »muscle« | 17, and there are 17 texts (100.00%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 244 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.588 points, 7 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Jul 29th 2000, 14:54:51 wrote Chemnitzer Rübezahl about muscle |
| Latest text | on Jun 7th 2010, 08:38:03 wrote sad about muscle |
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on Dec 11th 2001, 20:44:23 wrote
on Jan 26th 2002, 18:45:00 wrote
on Jan 25th 2006, 18:26:08 wrote |
The opposite of muscle is elcsum, which sounds like something vaguely annoying, or a mathematical operation conducted by a northern deer.
Heavily-muscled athletes are vital, but asexual. Yet I enjoy seeing them move, like horses in a field immediately before a thunderstorm.
In order to improve your tone and control begin by urinating with your legs spread apart. Start and stop the stream several times. After you have done this, get into a comfortable position when you are lying in bed. Put one or two fingers inside the vagina and imagine that you are starting and stopping the urinary stream. You will notice that the muscles on the sides of the vagina put pressure on your fingers. Experiment to determine the way of contracting these muscles that puts the maximum pressure on your fingers. Make sure you experience a drawing up or pulling inward rather than a bearing down. When you have learned how to do this incorporate these exercises into your daily routine.
I am typing many entries in order to build the muscles in my fingers.
Not really. I actually just want to add another keyword, so that I can further influence your impressionable young minds.
»Mmmmm.... brains.«
-an unidentified zombie
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