-There are things money cannot buy.
-One hour in the whorehouse costs less then $50!
-Worried about your girlfriend/wife?
-Just take another slut!
-Just take me.
-Or choose me. I am even less expensive.
-Your mother sweats while she's shitting.
-And guess who's watching? ME!
-I go by public conveyance.
-'Cause we've got your car. Yooooo!
-You are the wonder of [enter country here]
-Your entire family is unemployed and smells like shit.
-we smuggle humans
-Poles, taiwanese, and your mother
-This is pure nonsense
-I know, but can YOU do better?
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