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»Say,« said the smooth operator in a confidential tone to the host of the party, »there's a lot of hot babes at this party. If I find one that's ready to grab a quick one, would you mind if I used your extra bedroom?« »What about your wife?«»Oh, I won't be gone that long. She'll never miss me.« »No, I'm sure she won't miss you,« smirked the host, »but fifteen minutes ago she borrowed the extra bedroom.«