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It is enjoyable to have friends for lunch. Adding yum conjures a plethora of negative sensations: cannibalism, revulsion, betrayal. As soon as we are able to overcome these negative emotions, our mind turns to more practical considertaions, like how do you prepare friends? Or will they taste any good? What to you serve along with your friends? If you know them as couch potatos, you should definitely serve them with meat. They are more enjoyable this way, regardless whether they are lean or on the fat side.
Is there a difference whether the friends we are talking about are male or female? Do they taste differently or about the same? I personally believe the mode of preparation is more important to the end result than their gender.
Trouble is, I never pay enough attention to the quality of my friends. How can I then be sure they are kosher? I will have to ask my rabbi.
What about the friends wishes? What if they don't agree it is good to have friends for lunch, yum. They might even resent the whole idea of being turned into lunch. Particularly if they are still breathing. What an embarrassement it would be to find out too late they were still alive. It is better to be alive and well, rather than cooked, you know.
All this is definitely no way to make friends.
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