| Amount of texts to »wife« |
113, and there are 88 texts (77.88%)
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| Average lenght of texts
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130 Characters |
| Average Rating |
-1.496 points, 0 Not rated texts |
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on Jul 27th 2000, 17:50:08 wrote
Groggy groove
about wife |
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on Oct 10th 2021, 01:58:10 wrote
Recnac
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Texts to »Wife«
Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 21:55:38 about
wife
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
agnes wrote on Apr 30th 2004, 15:58:31 about
wife
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It's hard for me to imagine myself as a wife someday. I think it was easier for my mother to imagine her future that way.
Sunshine wrote on Feb 20th 2002, 18:32:40 about
wife
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I say I say I say
My wife went to the West Indies
Jamaica?
No she went of her own accord.
harry wrote on Nov 13th 2000, 20:35:31 about
wife
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I led three lives – I mean I had three wives. Actually the meaning is the same if you think about it. I have no contact with the one in the middle. The first one died recently, but I have a reasonably good relationship with wife number three to this day.
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BrainWashingtonDC
Created on Nov 5th 2002, 22:58:30 by sherlock holmes, contains 4 texts
football
Created on Apr 17th 2000, 16:33:47 by Groggy groove, contains 41 texts
heath
Created on Dec 15th 2002, 05:50:40 by Archer, contains 7 texts
tree
Created on May 3rd 2001, 06:13:39 by ETree, contains 25 texts
fizzle
Created on May 27th 2002, 02:16:06 by Achiasa, contains 1 texts
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Donnerstagsbeichte
Created on Jul 13th 2017, 12:24:07 by ich sagte voilà! und, contains 756 texts
Dauerlauf
Created on Apr 15th 2012, 12:38:19 by erika, contains 9 texts
Braunschweig
Created on Jul 11th 2002, 17:49:52 by Bettina Beispiel, contains 29 texts
Germanistik
Created on Feb 21st 2003, 20:55:44 by Zabuda, contains 20 texts
Sonderform
Created on Jan 17th 2004, 19:46:13 by biggi, contains 7 texts
Vergeltung
Created on Jul 7th 2005, 22:27:10 by myname, contains 6 texts
Marscherleichterung
Created on Aug 5th 2013, 21:32:05 by Bürschlein, contains 5 texts
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