| Amount of texts to »wife« |
113, and there are 88 texts (77.88%)
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130 Characters |
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on Jul 27th 2000, 17:50:08 wrote
Groggy groove
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on Oct 10th 2021, 01:58:10 wrote
Recnac
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Texts to »Wife«
Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 21:55:38 about
wife
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
agnes wrote on Apr 30th 2004, 15:58:31 about
wife
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It's hard for me to imagine myself as a wife someday. I think it was easier for my mother to imagine her future that way.
harry wrote on Nov 13th 2000, 20:35:31 about
wife
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I led three lives – I mean I had three wives. Actually the meaning is the same if you think about it. I have no contact with the one in the middle. The first one died recently, but I have a reasonably good relationship with wife number three to this day.
the old pirate wrote on Mar 18th 2001, 03:43:31 about
wife
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Wow, neat! Henny Youngman's classic one-liner...
Take my wife...please!
...is a complete joke in just four words.
Top that, will ya!
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thanks
Created on Oct 3rd 2006, 20:16:43 by Caspar, contains 5 texts
Poke-Ball
Created on Dec 6th 2000, 21:34:44 by Dortessa, contains 14 texts
boring
Created on Dec 20th 2001, 10:49:10 by sl, contains 11 texts
bread
Created on Feb 24th 2003, 23:58:54 by Dortessa, contains 9 texts
recipe
Created on Jul 9th 2009, 15:52:10 by postrophea, contains 2 texts
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eingelben
Created on Nov 23rd 2001, 09:58:50 by kar, contains 71 texts
Adligen
Created on Sep 18th 2022, 22:12:36 by ungerichteter Graf, contains 3 texts
undoistnichtunthought
Created on Oct 11th 2003, 20:39:29 by undo, contains 5 texts
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