| Amount of texts to »wife« |
113, and there are 88 texts (77.88%)
with a rating above the adjusted level
(-3) |
| Average lenght of texts
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130 Characters |
| Average Rating |
-1.487 points, 0 Not rated texts |
| First text |
on Jul 27th 2000, 17:50:08 wrote
Groggy groove
about wife |
| Latest text |
on Oct 10th 2021, 01:58:10 wrote
Recnac
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Texts to »Wife«
Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 21:55:38 about
wife
Rating: 4 point(s) |
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
agnes wrote on Apr 30th 2004, 15:58:31 about
wife
Rating: 8 point(s) |
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It's hard for me to imagine myself as a wife someday. I think it was easier for my mother to imagine her future that way.
harry wrote on Nov 13th 2000, 20:35:31 about
wife
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I led three lives – I mean I had three wives. Actually the meaning is the same if you think about it. I have no contact with the one in the middle. The first one died recently, but I have a reasonably good relationship with wife number three to this day.
Sunshine wrote on Feb 20th 2002, 18:32:40 about
wife
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I say I say I say
My wife went to the West Indies
Jamaica?
No she went of her own accord.
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grope
Created on Sep 5th 2000, 16:40:36 by asd, contains 10 texts
nihilism
Created on Feb 5th 2003, 01:56:43 by Emma Example, contains 7 texts
dictionary
Created on Jun 20th 2002, 19:07:55 by Voyager, contains 6 texts
Burning
Created on May 17th 2001, 16:41:42 by Gronkör, contains 17 texts
idea
Created on Aug 10th 2004, 08:09:13 by Brock, contains 15 texts
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Medina
Created on Apr 20th 2003, 20:28:14 by who is who, contains 14 texts
Nintendo
Created on Sep 16th 2002, 03:40:28 by Dortessa, contains 17 texts
Ulrike-Meinhof-Straße
Created on May 30th 2005, 03:19:18 by ARD-Ratgeber, contains 7 texts
SternenkreuzerVattenfall
Created on Jul 11th 2007, 18:02:29 by Eisn Warn Kenobi, contains 10 texts
piazzolla
Created on Sep 6th 2002, 02:07:10 by anständiges Mädchen, contains 9 texts
Sedoanalgesie
Created on Nov 28th 2014, 23:13:13 by Christine, contains 12 texts
Feuchtigkeitscreme
Created on Dec 27th 2019, 12:43:56 by Großbildprojektor, contains 2 texts
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