Amount of texts to »wife« 112, and there are 87 texts (77.68%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 98 Characters
Average Rating -0.938 points, 59 Not rated texts
First text on Jul 27th 2000, 17:50:08 wrote
Groggy groove about wife
Latest text on Apr 4th 2008, 21:34:42 wrote
Cancer about wife
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(overall: 59)

on Dec 9th 2006, 03:10:20 wrote
sam about wife

on Nov 21st 2006, 07:04:42 wrote
tom about wife

on Nov 7th 2006, 16:12:05 wrote
piel about wife

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Texts to »Wife«

agnes wrote on Apr 30th 2004, 15:58:31 about

wife

Rating: 8 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

It's hard for me to imagine myself as a wife someday. I think it was easier for my mother to imagine her future that way.

Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 21:55:38 about

wife

Rating: 5 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.

Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 17:55:40 about

wife

Rating: 2 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

A woman and her lover are in bed together when suddenly, her husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder. »Don't move! You're a statue!« she says. The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she. The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the 'statue' and says, »Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing

harry wrote on Nov 13th 2000, 20:35:31 about

wife

Rating: 2 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

I led three lives – I mean I had three wives. Actually the meaning is the same if you think about it. I have no contact with the one in the middle. The first one died recently, but I have a reasonably good relationship with wife number three to this day.

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