Darwin

People attacking Darwin lack a sense of time. Two million years is not the same as two hundred million years. A lot more can happen.

There's no need to do it right the first time.

And, anyway, evolution produced frogs. Even I can do that, if you give me a few hundred million years.

i have never been to darwin but my father went to alice springs which is not far from there (in outback miles) he brought back some glass dolphins and some aboriginal musical instruments – wooden carved sticks with burnt patterns on them which are used for hitting together to make the rhythms at corroborees

Darwin didn't say that we are descended from apes rather than 'Adam and Eve.'

What he said is that the process of natural selection goes back and back in time – a vast period of time.

Indeed, given the most primitive form of life to require male-female sex for procreation, our common ancestors are a pair of blue-green algae.

Or Adam and Eve, if you creationists prefer.

There's a little award called the Darwin award. I swear this is true. They give these out to the families of people who die stupidly.
Ex. If a soda machine fell on me and that was my undoing, then my family would receive the Darwin award.