1st

Anyone remember this rhyme (sort of) from early childhood? In my elementary school, it was often invoked when we were forced to line up for whatever reason. It was most likely created by a clever child who was often stuck in second place.

1st the worst
2nd the best
3rd the dirty princess <-? (I believe this was it. I remember it was seen as a bad thing, somehow even worse than »the worst«. It may have also been »3rd the turd«, but I don't think so)