cow

cow vs non-cow. the very absence of cow. anti-cow. a hole in the world where the cow concept would be, if there were one.

not to be north-america-centric or anything, but in a cow-free nonbovine world, the answer to »got milk?« would be »no.« or »milk?«

unless of course someone thought to bring on the goat or the sheep, the mare or the camel or fer cryin out loud, the soybean.

i've seen cows when they're drunk. it's not a pretty sight.