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32, and there are 30 texts (93.75%)
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on Apr 10th 2000, 18:36:19 wrote Dragan
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on Nov 19th 2006, 02:00:59 wrote big.boy
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on Mar 28th 2001, 06:17:57 wrote George about cow
on Nov 19th 2006, 02:00:59 wrote big.boy about cow
on Feb 1st 2004, 00:56:58 wrote Emma Example about cow
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Ryan wrote on Apr 17th 2000, 19:08:38 about
cow
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So we were driving down to Washington DC over spring break to visit our friend Scott, who was doing an internship down there. We saw a cow or five hundred on the way, but I didn't think much of those black and white beasts till now. Do you think a cow could survive in the wild, if humans went extinct tomorrow? It's a retorical question, and the answer is no! So, do I worry when I eat a cow burger or drink milk? No. Without my kind, there wouldn't be any cow anywhere.
blöök! wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 12:13:47 about
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There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his
neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull
was finished.
»Yeah daddy, yeah daddy,« said the little boy.
After a while the boy came into the living where his father was talking with some friends. »Say, Pop,« said the boy.
»Yes,« replied his father. »The bull just fucked the brown cow.«
There was a sudden lull in the conversation. The father said »Excuse me« and took his son outside. »Son, you mustn't use language like that in front of company. You should say 'The bull surprised the brown cow'. Now go and watch and tell me when the bull surprises the white cow.«
The father went back inside the house. After a while the boy came in and said, »Hey, Daddy.«
»Yes, son. Did the bull surprise the white cow?«
»He sure did, Pop! He fucked the brown cow again!«
Hebjo wrote on Apr 14th 2000, 23:28:33 about
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So, I've heard that cows are very curious animals. They sometimes get into trouble by climbing stairs. They also eat the rubber parts of tractors, and I've heard that they can lean their way through a barbed-wire fence.
Groggy groove wrote on Apr 10th 2000, 21:45:53 about
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on Apr 10th 2000, 18:36:19, Dragan wrote the following about
cow
The cow is an animal that sythesizes grass and water into milk.
A horse standing nearby perked up and lifted its head as a sign of interest: »Is your new job a permanency or merely temporary?«
Silberfinger wrote on Dec 30th 2000, 23:19:31 about
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Two cows are grazing on their farmers field next to each other. Says one cow, »Hey, what do you think about mad cow disease?« Replies the other, »Why the hell would I care? I'm a tractor.«
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