Amount of texts to »cow« |
32, and there are 30 texts (93.75%)
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on Apr 10th 2000, 18:36:19 wrote Dragan
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on Nov 19th 2006, 02:00:59 wrote big.boy
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on Mar 28th 2001, 06:17:57 wrote George about cow
on Nov 19th 2006, 02:00:59 wrote big.boy about cow
on Feb 1st 2004, 00:56:58 wrote Emma Example about cow
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Ryan wrote on Apr 17th 2000, 19:08:38 about
cow
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So we were driving down to Washington DC over spring break to visit our friend Scott, who was doing an internship down there. We saw a cow or five hundred on the way, but I didn't think much of those black and white beasts till now. Do you think a cow could survive in the wild, if humans went extinct tomorrow? It's a retorical question, and the answer is no! So, do I worry when I eat a cow burger or drink milk? No. Without my kind, there wouldn't be any cow anywhere.
blöök! wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 12:13:47 about
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There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his
neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull
was finished.
»Yeah daddy, yeah daddy,« said the little boy.
After a while the boy came into the living where his father was talking with some friends. »Say, Pop,« said the boy.
»Yes,« replied his father. »The bull just fucked the brown cow.«
There was a sudden lull in the conversation. The father said »Excuse me« and took his son outside. »Son, you mustn't use language like that in front of company. You should say 'The bull surprised the brown cow'. Now go and watch and tell me when the bull surprises the white cow.«
The father went back inside the house. After a while the boy came in and said, »Hey, Daddy.«
»Yes, son. Did the bull surprise the white cow?«
»He sure did, Pop! He fucked the brown cow again!«
Babylon 69 wrote on Apr 15th 2000, 17:34:17 about
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UFO abductees have seen images of cows with no feet hooked up to large black tubes. Sound familiar in any way?
Silberfinger wrote on Dec 30th 2000, 23:19:31 about
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Two cows are grazing on their farmers field next to each other. Says one cow, »Hey, what do you think about mad cow disease?« Replies the other, »Why the hell would I care? I'm a tractor.«
sara the mac wrote on Aug 3rd 2000, 04:50:40 about
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cow vs non-cow. the very absence of cow. anti-cow. a hole in the world where the cow concept would be, if there were one.
not to be north-america-centric or anything, but in a cow-free nonbovine world, the answer to »got milk?« would be »no.« or »milk?«
unless of course someone thought to bring on the goat or the sheep, the mare or the camel or fer cryin out loud, the soybean.
i've seen cows when they're drunk. it's not a pretty sight.
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