| Amount of texts to »cow« |
32, and there are 30 texts (93.75%)
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240 Characters |
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1.125 points, 3 Not rated texts |
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on Apr 10th 2000, 18:36:19 wrote Dragan
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on Nov 19th 2006, 02:00:59 wrote big.boy
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on Feb 1st 2004, 00:56:58 wrote Emma Example about cow
on Nov 19th 2006, 02:00:59 wrote big.boy about cow
on Mar 28th 2001, 06:17:57 wrote George about cow
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blöök! wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 12:13:47 about
cow
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There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his
neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull
was finished.
»Yeah daddy, yeah daddy,« said the little boy.
After a while the boy came into the living where his father was talking with some friends. »Say, Pop,« said the boy.
»Yes,« replied his father. »The bull just fucked the brown cow.«
There was a sudden lull in the conversation. The father said »Excuse me« and took his son outside. »Son, you mustn't use language like that in front of company. You should say 'The bull surprised the brown cow'. Now go and watch and tell me when the bull surprises the white cow.«
The father went back inside the house. After a while the boy came in and said, »Hey, Daddy.«
»Yes, son. Did the bull surprise the white cow?«
»He sure did, Pop! He fucked the brown cow again!«
Groggy groove wrote on Apr 10th 2000, 21:45:53 about
cow
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on Apr 10th 2000, 18:36:19, Dragan wrote the following about
cow
The cow is an animal that sythesizes grass and water into milk.
A horse standing nearby perked up and lifted its head as a sign of interest: »Is your new job a permanency or merely temporary?«
Helen wrote on Apr 11th 2000, 19:36:56 about
cow
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Don't know about »cow« but a bull once attacked me in a field during a school outward bound course.
I always hated outward bound ... cold, wet, uncomfortable I'd rather be curled up with a book.
Walking through a field of large white-and-black beasts, however quietly chewing, was not my idea of a good way to spend an afternoon.
When the bull started running from the other end of the field my classmates and I found a turn of speed I would never have realised I could achieve.
So I suppose I got something out of that encounter. I've always been much better at the sprint than any other sporting event.
Fred wrote on Apr 17th 2000, 20:25:01 about
cow
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I think cows are underrated, if not udderrated. A chart full of cows would be very complicated, as it would be a C.O.W., (can of worms), chart. Cows don't often ride motorcycles.
Zayn wrote on May 27th 2002, 05:20:15 about
cow
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I don't know but that I've never seen a purple cow.
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