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To me the best record the Beatles ever made is 'Revolver'. Until now there is a mishearing in one of it's songs I cannot get out of my head. Since a quarter of a century I get a line from 'And your bird can sing' that is notated as 'look at my direction, I'll be round' as 'look at my erection...' Funny, eh? No? Uhm, you messy kids probably don't even know that song, hum? Anyway, it's one of my great private laughs. I should have kept it as a secret, sigh.