Amount of texts to »China« 24, and there are 24 texts (100.00%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 207 Characters
Average Rating 1.583 points, 2 Not rated texts
First text on May 8th 2000, 00:04:51 wrote
chorus about China
Latest text on Oct 30th 2015, 09:35:14 wrote
carolyn stewart about China
Some texts that have not been rated at all
(overall: 2)

on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:41:20 wrote
wauz about China

on Oct 30th 2015, 09:35:14 wrote
carolyn stewart about China

Random associativity, rated above-average positively

Texts to »China«

chorus wrote on May 8th 2000, 00:04:51 about

China

Rating: 6 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

I think I'll move to China
but it will probably rain
Something about the mountains
Might explain it all

elfboi wrote on Dec 17th 2002, 20:52:03 about

China

Rating: 3 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

Zabuda wrote on Jul 10th 2004, 00:49:39 about

China

Rating: 7 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

I still don't remember where that sould be, but in China they have those strange mountains; green and so steep that no one should ever be able to climb upon them. Saw them in my geography book in 9th grade, and ever since that moment I´m keen on getting there.

Jeff wrote on May 16th 2000, 02:55:18 about

China

Rating: 3 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

Above the entrance to the Forbidden City that faces Tiananmen Square is a massive portrait of Mao Zedong. He's so huge that the wart on his chin is actually the houses a small collective that collects air pollution and packages it for sale to greedy American entreprenuers. The pollution, in powdered form, is sold as a flavoring.

The Green Man wrote on Jun 2nd 2000, 02:11:50 about

China

Rating: 1 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

In China there is a town where everything is grey, from the mud to the houses to the hair on the people. In the middle of this town is a statue, made of iron, and instead of being grey, it's rusty brown.

Some random keywords

luck
Created on Apr 24th 2002, 14:02:08 by Meri Samuelson, contains 18 texts

stand
Created on Apr 22nd 2000, 06:15:48 by ike, contains 16 texts

girl
Created on Mar 28th 2001, 05:37:27 by George, contains 71 texts

kathlyn
Created on Feb 6th 2003, 21:32:33 by hat, contains 1 texts

Snickers
Created on Jun 29th 2004, 00:56:26 by Turd Furgeson, contains 8 texts

Some random keywords in the german Blaster

Sportreporter-Schlüsselanhänger-Anhänger
Created on Sep 15th 2003, 23:46:12 by toschibar, contains 5 texts

preußischblau
Created on May 17th 2003, 23:56:41 by neo, contains 3 texts

Lederrock
Created on Dec 26th 2004, 09:39:45 by Superuser, contains 769 texts

FengShui
Created on Feb 5th 2003, 00:05:41 by AlphaBetaGammaDelta, contains 17 texts

Ines
Created on May 16th 2001, 09:27:09 by Baschti, contains 15 texts

Porree
Created on Jul 24th 2001, 11:11:39 by wauz, contains 10 texts

WC
Created on Aug 23rd 2001, 16:34:32 by ein Saeck-Suechtiger, contains 26 texts


The Assoziations-Blaster is a project by Assoziations-Blaster-Team | Deutsche Statistik | 0.0077 Sec. Ugly smelling email spammers: eat this!