money

money isn´t everything...
It can buy a Bed – but not sleep
It can buy a clock – but not time
It can buy you a book – but not knowledge
It can buy you a position – but not respect
It can buy you medicine – but not health
It can buy you blood – but not life
It can buy you sex – but not love

So you see, money isn´t everything, and it often
causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this
because I am your friend, and as your friend I
want to take away your PAIN & SUFFERING...
...so send me all your MONEY and I will suffer
for you!!!