elephant
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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
| Amount of texts to »elephant« | 49, and there are 46 texts (93.88%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 111 Characters |
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| First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 wrote Groggy groove about elephant |
| Latest text | on Sep 28th 2006, 21:08:52 wrote moty about elephant |
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on Sep 25th 2000, 17:49:41 wrote
on Jan 21st 2002, 19:24:19 wrote
on Apr 22nd 2006, 04:36:19 wrote |
What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
Stand it on a leaf and wait ītil autumn.
Why are there so many elephants running around in the jungle?
Tarzans fridge is not large enough to hold them all.
Little known fact: the factory where they make elephants is closed on Mondays.
Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
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