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ike wrote on Jul 16th 2000, 09:31:06 about
elephant
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Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
Snow wrote on Apr 4th 2003, 10:44:33 about
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Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:00:46 about
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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
cracker wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:57:18 about
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How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
Stand it on a leaf and wait ´til autumn.
wauz wrote on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:40:00 about
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I want to become the elephant of a china shop.
Crea wrote on Jun 30th 2000, 22:18:42 about
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Which ant is the biggest one?
The Eleph-Ant!!!
goatmax1 wrote on Sep 25th 2000, 23:17:47 about
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Little known fact: the factory where they make elephants is closed on Mondays.
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Created on Nov 14th 2001, 14:15:46 by me, contains 17 texts
soccer
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starvation
Created on Jun 12th 2000, 20:40:44 by tim, contains 16 texts
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Created on Jul 3rd 2005, 15:46:34 by stupid man, contains 1 texts
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Created on Dec 11th 2001, 22:41:55 by hans_extrem, contains 10 texts
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Fertiggericht
Created on Dec 11th 2001, 18:03:10 by wauz, contains 16 texts
Beobachtungshorizont
Created on Jan 22nd 2003, 22:29:17 by radon, contains 12 texts
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Created on Oct 15th 2003, 23:25:09 by toschibar, contains 20 texts
Blasterabstinenz
Created on Jun 5th 2005, 00:20:34 by mehRla, contains 8 texts
kurzärmelig
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Unterbauch
Created on Feb 24th 2003, 13:55:29 by namensindschallundrauch@der-nachtmensch.de, contains 6 texts
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