Amount of texts to »fridge« 13, and there are 10 texts (76.92%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 133 Characters
Average Rating 2.923 points, 0 Not rated texts
First text on Apr 30th 2000, 15:10:07 wrote
Groggy groove about fridge
Latest text on May 5th 2003, 06:41:57 wrote
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Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:18:54 about

fridge

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How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.

Mazzy wrote on Sep 11th 2000, 14:40:30 about

fridge

Rating: 17 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

Does the light stay on when the fridge door closes? How do people behave when no one is watching?

Groggy groove wrote on May 24th 2000, 20:40:31 about

fridge

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I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for beakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

(William Carlos Williams, This is just to say)

Groggy groove wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:10:07 about

fridge

Rating: 3 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.

How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.

pip wrote on May 30th 2000, 10:32:04 about

fridge

Rating: 2 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

What's LSD made of anyway, and why did you expect to get it from a mouldy piece of bread?

If it was as easy as that, there'd be a lot of hallucinating rodents, and othe bugs out there, all off there nuts from food lost in dark places.

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