Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:18:54 about
fridge
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How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.
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| First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 15:10:07 wrote Groggy groove about fridge |
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Mazzy wrote on Sep 11th 2000, 14:40:30 about
fridge
Rating: 17 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyDoes the light stay on when the fridge door closes? How do people behave when no one is watching?
Groggy groove wrote on May 24th 2000, 20:40:31 about
fridge
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I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for beakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
(William Carlos Williams, This is just to say)
Groggy groove wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:10:07 about
fridge
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How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
pip wrote on May 30th 2000, 10:32:04 about
fridge
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What's LSD made of anyway, and why did you expect to get it from a mouldy piece of bread?
If it was as easy as that, there'd be a lot of hallucinating rodents, and othe bugs out there, all off there nuts from food lost in dark places.
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