| Amount of texts to »melon« | 15, and there are 15 texts (100.00%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 183 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.400 points, 3 Not rated texts |
| First text | on May 30th 2000, 10:21:07 wrote Pip about melon |
| Latest text | on Dec 22nd 2009, 23:02:52 wrote Emma Example about melon |
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(overall: 3) |
on Nov 19th 2000, 01:28:01 wrote
on Jan 20th 2001, 02:14:24 wrote
on Dec 22nd 2009, 23:02:52 wrote |
I like melons, of the fruit variety, not breasts, although they're okay too.
I like rockmelons the best, they're sweet and delicious.
What sort of melons do you like?
i wish i had a melon tree. i remember that song by peter paul and mary called melon tree (very pretty but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat). in that song is a more or less cheap metaphor representing the phenomenon of 'love'. i think it fits in respect of difficutlties in comsumption. fortunately a melon is more attached to the material world. you can go into shop and get a knife (or such thingies you can cut neat little balls from melons but nonetheless you would have to slice the fruit first). however, 'love' is a little bit more difficult to handle. i don't thing you could achieve anything with a knife. personally, i wouldn't even try...
a melon can be easily put into the fridge. sure, it must be big enough. however, you could go buy a bigger fridge.
if you live in a country where melons don't grow very well you can buy imported ones.
damn i think i'm bored. and lonely. i wish love had some sort of physical shape like the melon. i would grow different kinds of love on the respective trees in my garden. i could be looking forwarde to fall. time to reap.
Melon appeared on my escape links next to ball, thus creating the mental picture of »melon ball«. For some reason, this made it more attractive to me. What's so special about balls? I bet it's something sexual.
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