Sauce

Honey-mustard sauce can go with many different food items, but there are many different types of the sauce itself. I prefer the kind which is more honey at first- then the zing of mustard kicks in. Now that is truly living.

Try this old West Indian trick:

To improve a bbq sauce, add a few shavings of unsweetened chocolate.

It deepens the flavor and promotes an enchanting glaze on the meat.

Frank met Vidalia on the Lost Highway. He
spied her, short and squat, by the side of
the road, at just about the point where he'd
met a guy who called himself Robert Coover years before.

Frank hadn't been sure about that Robert Coover.

In any case, he plucked Vidalia from her roadside indignity and tucked her into the inside pocket of his extra special creamsicle coat, thinking
she would make a good snack.

»Eat me!« cried Vidalia.

»Quiet, you saucy lass!« shrieked Frank, somewhat
archaically, as he picked up the pace down the Lost Highway.

Easy spaghetti sauce

Saute 2 cloves chopped garlic in olive oil until golden brown. Add 1 link Italian sausage, removed from the skin. (omit if you meat's not you bag) Cook until sausage is done. Add 1/2 cup red wine, fresh oregano and basil to taste, 1/2 t. ground fennel, 1/2 t. salt, 1/2 t. sugar, one small can tomato sauce and one can of Ro-Tel Italian style tomatoes. Cook for 20 minutes over low heat. (For thicker sauce, add 1 can tomato paste along with everything else.)

Sauce: A thick liquid that serves the French in place of a state religion.