Amount of texts to »telephone« 29, and there are 23 texts (79.31%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 168 Characters
Average Rating 3.345 points, 0 Not rated texts
First text on Apr 11th 2000, 23:52:33 wrote
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Latest text on Mar 26th 2008, 20:40:30 wrote
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Texts to »Telephone«

Donnie Pi wrote on Jul 11th 2001, 16:56:29 about

telephone

Rating: 13 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

When I was a kid, the telephone stayed in one place; it did not follow you around the house. I want to know where my appliances are at all times, thank you. I am not ready for that Trilogy of Terror moment.

steve wrote on Apr 17th 2000, 21:14:54 about

telephone

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Lots of things have opposites. I don't think »Telephone« is one of them.

Eno H. Pelet

rkcba wrote on Nov 12th 2003, 11:32:38 about

telephone

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Why is it that the wrong number on a telephone is never busy?

rkcba wrote on Nov 12th 2003, 11:34:10 about

telephone

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The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences and the greatest convenience among nuisances.

steve wrote on Apr 18th 2000, 00:16:37 about

telephone

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I have a cellular telephone.
My company pays for it. Otherwise, I would not have one.
I abhor it. My wife says that it's a great thing to have, but I think that
people have gotten along fine without them for thousands of years.
Napoleon got along fine without a cel phone...well, he probably could
have used one at Waterloo...bad example, but I NEVER use it when I am
in the car, because that's just fucking insane.

whatevernext96 wrote on Dec 19th 2001, 16:58:35 about

telephone

Rating: 4 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

Hearing some voices on the phone can cause ineffable happiness and excitement. Only the conversation afterwards often fails to live up to the opening moments of ecstasy. Could we invent a machine that, when necessary, transmits significant silence?

boggess wrote on Apr 17th 2000, 17:33:02 about

telephone

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i got woken up by a phone call one morning, and it was this guy trying to get me to buy something, or submit my identity for some corporate rapine, or maybe he just had the wrong number. anyway, i hung up on him, and got a call from this girl i wasn't dating at the time who just wanted me to know that she was right outside my door, it was locked, and she wanted to come in and use the phone. i wasn't awake enough to understand wit, so i just got up and let her in. she said she liked my boxers.

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