| Amount of texts to »haiku« | 35, and there are 32 texts (91.43%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 128 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.600 points, 12 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 17th 2000, 19:04:42 wrote Ryan about haiku |
| Latest text | on Nov 29th 2024, 02:05:36 wrote Emma Example about haiku |
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on Mar 14th 2001, 00:23:08 wrote
on Feb 22nd 2001, 08:06:57 wrote
on Nov 29th 2024, 02:05:36 wrote |
Generally, a haiku (poetry of five-seven-five syllables per line variety) contains at least one reference to a season, spring, summer, winter, or autumn (with up so floating many bells down).
It's been said that
"Cherry blossoms fall
Cherry blossoms fall and fall
Cherry blossoms fall"
is the »Ur-haiku«.
ninety-nine bottles
of beer on the wall. ninety
nine bottles of beer.
First, five syllables,
Then seven, then five more, or
It just ain't haiku.
First, five syllables,
Then seven, then five more – or
It just ain't haiku.
here are some Haiku error messages
A file that's that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Aborted effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
My Novel? not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao until
You bring fresh toner.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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