Sex

Legislate me. Wreathe my body, my unruly body, with the law. Lay me down and breathe into my ear penal codes, the lay of the land as it occurs in your mind. This is the first thing that happens, this is where we all begin.

But I am rebellious. I insist on having sex in ways that are unacceptable to you and so you bind me with your lawyers. Restrain my order, baby. You know you want to.

sex
sex and love
sex and love and rock and roll
sex and love and rock and roll and roll
sex and love and rock and roll and roll on a chocolate cake.

The DVD you are about to watch presents fictional accounts of sexual relationships. It was designed to stimulate and enhance your sexual enjoyment as well as to inform and educate. This DVD presents the idea that sex is an important aspect of adult relationships, and that sexual conduct is enjoyable in various forms of expression. Moreover, this DVD is meant to serve as a pictorial record of the methods and expressions of sexual conduct. Please note, however, that this fictional sexual relationship does not always exhibit safe sex nor <sic> the full range of a real life interpersonal relationship.

the opposite of sex is when you wake up in the middle of the night worrying about how many checks your husband bounced and which utility will be turned off tomorrow. as you try to make your way through a dark house, you stumble on a pair of his shoes that are in the middle of the dining room. you make your way into the kitchen and find that after you went to bed he started cooking and food and dirty dishes are everywhere. you throw his books and clothes off the spare bed because just being in the same bed with him makes you so mad that you can't sleep.

Legislate me. Wreathe my body, my unruly body, with the law. Lay me down and breathe into my ear penal codes, the lay of the land as it occurs in your mind. This is the first thing that happens, this is where we all begin.

But I am rebellious. I insist on having sex in ways that are unacceptable to you and so you bind me with your lawyers. Restrain my order, baby. You know you want to.

There's things that you guess
And things that you know
There's boys that you can trust
And girls that you don't
There's little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
But you don't and that's just the way it goes

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And here's where my ends

I want your sex
I want you
I want your.....sex

It's playing on my mind
It's dancing on my soul
It's taken so much time
So why don't you just let me go
I'd really like to try
Oh, I'd really love to know
When you tell me you're gonna regret it
Then I tell you that I love you but you still say NO!

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Out in the cold
I can't take much more girl
I'm losing control

I want your sex
I want your love
I want your.....sex

It's natural
It's chemical (let's do it)
It's logical
Habitual (can we do it?)
It's sensual
But most of all.....
Sex is something that we should do
Sex is something for me and you

Sex is natural – sex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Sex is natural – sex is fun
Sex is best when it's....one on one one on one

I'm not your father
I'm not your brother
Talk to your sister
I am a love

C-c-c-c-come on

What's your defintion of dirty baby
What do you consider pornography
Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

What's your defintion of dirty baby
What do you call pornography
Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

Sex with me
Sex with me
Have sex with me

C-c-c-c-come on

When I really experience the best sex – a glorious, golden sunburst – I shan't be going into any public details. Some things should remain private forever....

Any kind of sex you can imagine, somebody is into it somewhere.

Do Faeries have sex?
Do Gnomes ride bicycles?
Do Unicorns wear hats?

Does anybody count rats?

Name: Nils aka Lord BlackLight aka The Elfboi aka Lord Caramac the Clueless aka His Arrogance Pope Cereal I., POEE
Age: um, er... 27 (yikes! I'll be 30 in three years' time!)
Sex: Yes, please! (old joke)
Languages spoken: German, English

Androgynous goth, wannabe artist, student of computer science, likes to smoke pot, bisexual, skinny, pale, long-haired, wears glasses.