Sex

Legislate me. Wreathe my body, my unruly body, with the law. Lay me down and breathe into my ear penal codes, the lay of the land as it occurs in your mind. This is the first thing that happens, this is where we all begin.

But I am rebellious. I insist on having sex in ways that are unacceptable to you and so you bind me with your lawyers. Restrain my order, baby. You know you want to.

The DVD you are about to watch presents fictional accounts of sexual relationships. It was designed to stimulate and enhance your sexual enjoyment as well as to inform and educate. This DVD presents the idea that sex is an important aspect of adult relationships, and that sexual conduct is enjoyable in various forms of expression. Moreover, this DVD is meant to serve as a pictorial record of the methods and expressions of sexual conduct. Please note, however, that this fictional sexual relationship does not always exhibit safe sex nor <sic> the full range of a real life interpersonal relationship.

sex
sex and love
sex and love and rock and roll
sex and love and rock and roll and roll
sex and love and rock and roll and roll on a chocolate cake.

Legislate me. Wreathe my body, my unruly body, with the law. Lay me down and breathe into my ear penal codes, the lay of the land as it occurs in your mind. This is the first thing that happens, this is where we all begin.

But I am rebellious. I insist on having sex in ways that are unacceptable to you and so you bind me with your lawyers. Restrain my order, baby. You know you want to.

Any kind of sex you can imagine, somebody is into it somewhere.

It was on the island of Playsion that I learned how important anticipation was. Especially with so much of our lives governed by chance.

sex in doorways, sex in the hall, sex swinging from the chandelier. my, how athletic we are!

if you can't have sex with someone else, have sex with yourself. or do something else you enjoy, like having a bath, eating chocolate, reading.

Do Faeries have sex?
Do Gnomes ride bicycles?
Do Unicorns wear hats?

Does anybody count rats?

What sex is the child? Seems such an odd question to ask of a person who cannot yet even walk, let alone make decsions such as this.