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@@Emily Aphra@@ wrote on May 6th 2009, 22:58:49 about
woman
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There was an old woman tossed in a basket.
Seventeen times as high as the moon;
But where she was going no mortal could tell,
For under her arm she carried a broom.
»Old woman, old woman, old woman,« said I,
»Whither, oh whither, oh whither so high?«
"To sweep the cobwebs from the sky;
And I'll be with you by-and-by
KD wrote on Aug 21st 2000, 16:18:52 about
woman
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Frank Leigh Dearie once met a woman jazz pianist with the same last name. Blossom Dearie had a voice of orange creams and long lovely fingers. Staring at Frank across the space of a tiny table in a tacky restaurant just outside San Francisco, she knew just what she wanted.
Daniel Arnold wrote on Sep 30th 2001, 07:23:40 about
woman
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What would this world be without women.
A world full of men.
CUBE-E wrote on Jan 2nd 2001, 11:30:14 about
woman
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WOMAN IS THE MYSTERY AT THE CENTER OF CREATION, THE BEARER OF LIFE AND THE MOTHER OF THE UNIVERSE.
citron vert wrote on Mar 29th 2001, 22:28:03 about
woman
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When I was in my early twenties, I knew everything there was to know about women.
Now some forty years later, I know nothing about them.
The older I get, the more baffled I am by them.
blöök! wrote on Apr 29th 2000, 20:49:29 about
woman
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Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands. The first says, »My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren't mine!«
The second says, »My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of holes with my sewing needle!«
The third woman fainted...
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Created on Dec 7th 2001, 23:34:01 by reznicek111, contains 9 texts
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Created on Jun 8th 2000, 17:59:39 by voice, contains 10 texts
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Created on Aug 19th 2001, 11:26:04 by Jesse, contains 64 texts
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Stammhirnummantelung
Created on May 15th 2002, 14:45:02 by Thorwald Redlefzen & Glutamathor Ölch, contains 14 texts
GoRiLLaZ
Created on Jun 12th 2001, 01:11:03 by Daniel Arnold, contains 14 texts
Meisterfurz
Created on Apr 24th 2002, 20:53:27 by FSQUID, contains 20 texts
Ich-bin-die-Christine-und-der-Blaster-ist-mein
Created on Oct 13th 2023, 11:50:39 by Christine, contains 12 texts
Zwangsheterosexualität
Created on Jan 10th 2001, 09:33:26 by Nils, contains 25 texts
arseloquentia
Created on Mar 2nd 2001, 13:27:23 by ka, contains 11 texts
Geschmacksverirrung
Created on Feb 12th 2002, 19:01:32 by Jean Jaques Pierre V., contains 11 texts
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